Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
