Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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