And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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