Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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