I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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