My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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