pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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