She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
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