So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
not ubering you a puppy
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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