so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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