Got a toothbrush?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
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you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
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He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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