I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
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WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
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I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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