reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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