Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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