Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Randomize
