What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
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There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
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I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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