We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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