I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
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yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
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I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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