She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Success! We fucked roommates!
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