Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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