this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
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Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
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It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
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