I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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