I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Text me some of your sweat
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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