Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home

(248): View more from Michigan

r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?

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(518): View more from New York

I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous

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(770): View more from Georgia

You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.

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(352): View more from Florida

we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.

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(757): View more from Virginia

Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole

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(541): View more from Oregon

But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."

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