We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
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You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
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I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.