Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
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He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
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Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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