There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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