even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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