She's JV to your varsity
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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