just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
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He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
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I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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