: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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