It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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