You're completely useless in the revolution.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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