Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
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she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
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I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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