Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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