I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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