if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Do plants get herpes?
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