He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
