Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
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sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
They took my balls.
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i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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