I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
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Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
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Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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