I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Randomize
