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I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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