thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
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Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Randomize