let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
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All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
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You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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