oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
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My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
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Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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