I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
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well he's currently spooning the coffee table
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
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They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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