Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
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it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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