do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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