just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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