Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
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Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
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I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
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