Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
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I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
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So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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