Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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