It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
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he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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