I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
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I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
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Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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