another moral hangover. fuck.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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