Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize