I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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